У человека в душе дыра размером с бога, и каждый заполняет её как может.
"Give me a scotch. I'm starving"
"Don't think. Drink"
"Kiss my shiny, metal ass!"
"Patriotism doesn't automatically equal conservatism"
"I promise I will explain it all when we get back. I will draw you pictures, I will use puppets...but for right now, you have to just listen to me!"
"I want my armor. I want my armor! I want my armor! I want my -- Ooh, nice legs. GAH! I WANT MY ARMOR!!!"
"C'mon. Let's do something insane like save the world"
"I take back 50% of all the bad things I ever said about you"

Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.
"Every super hero is a potential gun... and the last time I checked, guns required registration" - гениальная фраза!
"For my next trick: locking the damn door so no one accidentally gets to see Iron Man butt naked"
"That's one of the hazards of being a lone-wolf type adventurer! After a while, you begin to talk to yourself!"
"Who in the name of a twisted transistor are you, anyway?"

А ваще шикарно дааа
Да, я тоже над этим больше всего стебалась)
Я сейчас тоже представила)
правда мило???